Women deal with stress differently than men. We hardly ever punch our fists through walls, for instance. And when we do come up with techniques, we tend to share them with our buddies… like these mass email suggestions!
1.) Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.
2.) Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.
3.) Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4.) Drive carefully…It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5.) If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6.) If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7.) It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8.) Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
9.) Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
10.) When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
11.) Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
12.) Save the earth…It’s the only planet with chocolate!
