Photo Courtesy Maryland Zoo
Maryland 2026 - Got a Stinky Ex? Get the Perfect Revenge.
Photo Courtesy Maryland Zoo
This Valentine’s Day, turn heartbreak into hilarity. For just $5, you can name a pile of animal dung after your ex! It’s the perfect way to talk smack while supporting animal care and conservation.
While it may sound silly, your dung donation has a real-world impact. We’re home to over 1,000 animals, including critically-endangered species like Panamanian golden frogs and African penguins. Dung dollars support vital conservation efforts here at the Maryland Zoo and in native habitats around the world. Even a small pile of… cash will have a BIG impact on wildlife and wild places.
So go ahead, make a stink—for a good cause!
Those donating will receive a fun PDF certificate to commemorate their philanthropic vengeance.
